oohhh snap.
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oohhh snap.
my fiance loves playing with my facial hair. she likes it especially when i have stubble. rough man look ftw.
Does Leukemia have MSN?
Full-blown now? None of this noncommittal bisexual bullshit anymore?Quote:
Originally Posted by =EP_T33KUP
I find it easier just to call me gay.
"The Gay" is an incurable disease with horrifying effects including, but not limited to, acute fashion sense, unnatural love of bright colors and/or leather, and an insatiable sexual appetite for the penis. "The Gay" has two strains, A and B. A is a significantly more painful strain. A slang term for an individual who has been infected with "The Gay" A is a "catcher" or "receiver." "The Gay" is most commonly transmitted by either direct phallic contact, whether internal or external, or is absorbed through sweat. A place that is practically teeming with "The Gay" is a sauna. The high temperatures and humidity can keep specimens for weeks. As many people prefer to sauna naked, "The Gay" can be more easily absorbed through the scrotum (resulting in the B strain) or the buttocks (resulting in the A strain). If you ever find yourself in an area where you are likely to catch "The Gay" (gym shower, YMCA, airport bathroom, San Fransisco) it is very important that you cover up any and all orifices that could experience phallic penetration. Direct internal contact with a human penis, whether flaccid or erect, results in an immediate contraction of "The Gay."Quote:
Originally Posted by =EP_T33KUP
While this may seem like a crisis, it is easy to single out individuals who are infected with "The Gay." Be on the lookout for key phrases, which are uttered as the result of "The Gay's" neurological effects:
"Hey, wanna go to the YMCA together?"
"So I heard last week that leather is so out of style this year..."
"Want me to slip my cock into your mouth?"
Be on the lookout for suspicious behaviors:
1. Unusual interest in women's fashion.
2. Desire to move to San Fransisco.
3. Interest in knitting.
4. Attendance of gay bars.
Scientists are hard-pressed to find a cure for "The Gay." A viable cure, or at least treatment, is still years, if not decades, away. Currently, the best action is prevention.
That was far to long to read and care about, so let me put it this way, I will slit your fucking throat from ear to ear and watch as you drown in a pool of your own blood.
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Originally Posted by PenGuin1362
Know what I love?
When someone actually takes me seriously. It makes me look like the smart one.
Did you seriously just write all that, or copy and paste?