uncomfortable moments in life

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Originally Posted by JPEG

just experienced my first non consensual ass grope. i like the ego feeding that im that attractive. i don't like the fact it was someone i didn't even know. to bad he later ran off, woulda kicked his ass.:cop:

so what uncomfortable moments have happened to you?

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Man having sex with dog.

They were making out, too. it was in this weird section of town sort of known for that kind of thing. Same area where this spot "fishy tree stump" was. Fishy Tree Stump, as it was known- and I have NO idea the appeal for girls, was an actual tree stump sticking out of the ground. It was pretty small, so girls could fit their cunts over it... but for some reason, tons of girls always used to walk to it after school and fuck the shit out of it. It was nuts. You'd walk past this small field, and see a line of about 50 or 60 girls all waiting to "hump the stump," or sometimes even do anal with it. Nuts huh?

It's really gross though because sometimes dudes who are gay will go there and hump it too. My friends and I would sometimes sneak out to it late and night and put our mouths on it so it's sort of like we're getting to go down on all the hot girls that are there. As soon as it tastes like ass though, we know a gay dude had been the last one there :(

What
the
fuck

He posted that like a year back, along with the shittin on gf story.

yeah i had to dig it up, decided it was time for a reprisal

If the girls in your town are willing to have sex with a tree stump, no wonder you get laid :allears:

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Originally Posted by ICEE

If the girls in your town are willing to have sex with a tree stump, no wonder you get laid :allears:

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im a hottie, get that shit outta here.

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Originally Posted by blind

Man having sex with dog.

They were making out, too. it was in this weird section of town sort of known for that kind of thing. Same area where this spot "fishy tree stump" was. Fishy Tree Stump, as it was known- and I have NO idea the appeal for girls, was an actual tree stump sticking out of the ground. It was pretty small, so girls could fit their cunts over it... but for some reason, tons of girls always used to walk to it after school and fuck the shit out of it. It was nuts. You'd walk past this small field, and see a line of about 50 or 60 girls all waiting to "hump the stump," or sometimes even do anal with it. Nuts huh?

It's really gross though because sometimes dudes who are gay will go there and hump it too. My friends and I would sometimes sneak out to it late and night and put our mouths on it so it's sort of like we're getting to go down on all the hot girls that are there. As soon as it tastes like ass though, we know a gay dude had been the last one there :(

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old story is old.

Used to be in my sig.

this one time about a year ago i was walking through the park taking a shortcut home from my girlfriend at the time's place. this was in the really weird part of town like where fishy tree stumpy is located by the way. the ground was really frozen since it had just rained a few days prior so i was trying to do some sweet slides down this hill. on about my third attempt to get some real distance down there, the bottom of my shoe ripped off (i never wear boots in the winter) and i fell on my face. i landed on the sole of my shoe and somehow i kept on sliding, i hit a patch of trees and i wacked my head off of one and blacked out.

i woke up to the sound of a generator and an intense feeling of heat, i was in the snow and there was a small space heater beside me. i also heard a loud squishing noise coming from behind a tree so i stood up to examine the situation.

what i saw actually startled me, for you see it was an actual gay man impaling his rectum with fishy tree stump. but what happened next made me even more suprised, a squirrel had chewed its way into the side of the stump and crawled inside. after the man had finished his business, he took his heater and generator and casually left the scene. i examined fishy tree stump but the squirrel was nowhere to be seen, i didnt see him leave the stump so there was only one other place it could have gone...

afterwards i decided to taste test fishy tree stump to see if any hot girl vagina residue taste was on it. unfortunately all i could taste was asshole, maybe next time i'll catch a break

Goddamit blind I was eating.

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Originally Posted by blind

this one time about a year ago i was walking through the park taking a shortcut home from my girlfriend at the time's place. this was in the really weird part of town like where fishy tree stumpy is located by the way. the ground was really frozen since it had just rained a few days prior so i was trying to do some sweet slides down this hill. on about my third attempt to get some real distance down there, the bottom of my shoe ripped off (i never wear boots in the winter) and i fell on my face. i landed on the sole of my shoe and somehow i kept on sliding, i hit a patch of trees and i wacked my head off of one and blacked out.

i woke up to the sound of a generator and an intense feeling of heat, i was in the snow and there was a small space heater beside me. i also heard a loud squishing noise coming from behind a tree so i stood up to examine the situation.

what i saw actually startled me, for you see it was an actual gay man impaling his rectum with fishy tree stump. but what happened next made me even more suprised, a squirrel had chewed its way into the side of the stump and crawled inside. after the man had finished his business, he took his heater and generator and casually left the scene. i examined fishy tree stump but the squirrel was nowhere to be seen, i didnt see him leave the stump so there was only one other place it could have gone...

afterwards i decided to taste test fishy tree stump to see if any hot girl vagina residue taste was on it. unfortunately all i could taste was asshole, maybe next time i'll catch a break

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