Instead of celebrating the new year...

Let's celebrate Innergoat's birthday. Everyone give him a warm applause on reaching is ninety ninth.

Here's his life story:
Innergoat went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
"That won't do you any good."
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am 99 today.


"I just want my penis to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

I really like this thread

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Happy birthday oldtimer. :)

Luv' it. Happy Birthday good sir.

goatboy wants his money back?

happy birthday!

Happy should-be-deathday! :D

99?

More like 100.

THE BIG 100!

I got you a colostomy bag for your birthday, hope you enjoy.