Tf2 Funny Random

So instead of using the epic thread to post less-than-epic pictures, here's a thread for general shenanigans.

I put my stuff in my bucket, here's some stuff I just cleaned out of my screenshots folder:

Undeniable Proof that Demomen are Demon... men (did not photoshop whatsoever)
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...2/demonman.png

Critwhore gets what he deserves:
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Now this is a story all about how...
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What
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Where is my gun?
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Fuck your gun, where are my hands?
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...2/handyman.png

Hah, the hands thing has happened to me before.

Hell, just before my old graphics card crashed, my Soldier's right thumb had a vert get stretched off the screen. He had a giant spike of skin projecting across the FP view model.

Man you video card sucks

indeed it does.

i nearly got a fucking awesome one after i got killed by a sniper, the camera zooms in and theres 2 spys in the middle of stabbing these 2 shitty snipers.

i fucking lol'd

You need to get a new graphics card. :/

The dissapearing hands thing isn't a graphics card problem, it's something with the game engine. It did it on my 3870, and everyone else in the server saw my hands dissapear too heh

They're most likely referring to the lack of highlighting.

Yeah, it's bland and runs kinda choppy, I should know. Stop telling me to upgrade, it's shit I know 50 times over already. :|

Moreover, stop posting about my video card and post some fukken pictures, as that's what the thread's about.

:awesome:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/q...z47/badass.jpg
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/q...47/heavy-1.jpg

Gentlemen.
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SPY SAPPIN MAH FIRE!
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NOM NOM NOM
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asian heavy

i can fly, me

heavy is frankenstien

tf2 needs a hat for the heavy that's a spin off of those arrow through head hats.

I thought they'd already made one :raise:

It's called a Beanie IIRC.

And it is already a hat, I believe the pyro has it

(Because polar had a avatar with a pyro with a beanie lol)

If not, I am sure you could download one.

OVAHTIME
http://i36.tinypic.com/mrten9.png

The answer to the question in the video title:

Nobody cares. :realsmug:

yeah I don't know

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

The answer to the question in the video title:

Nobody cares. :realsmug:

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the only good one of them i've ever seen.


and it was brilliant.

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-conten...dSol-first.png

His arm is a toolbox, your argument is irrelevant

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http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-conten...008/08/yd2.png

<3 the medic

What the fuck does the spy have shoved up his ass?

I do believe that's Scout's bat.

This is why there are supposed to be multiple medics per team.

Also, for some reason, playing as Medic is the only way I can ever get any sizable number of points. Maybe its because I can't kill things myself, so I have to rely on other people to kill them for me (while I heal them).

Unless I'm engie. I think I got something like 35 Sentry Gun kills in ONE LIFE one time because people kept trying to Scout-rush the point.[/wishes he had screencap]

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Originally Posted by English Mobster

This is why there are supposed to be multiple medics per team.

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You obviously don't really play tf2

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1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

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Originally Posted by English Mobster

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

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You obviously don't really play tf2

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Originally Posted by English Mobster

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

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You obviously don't really play tf2.

got kritz as a spy with a revolver by my own team this arvo, i lol'd

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Originally Posted by English Mobster

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

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The Battelmedik legion would like to have a word with you.

pyro is a girl, confirmed


deal w/ it :realsmug:

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Originally Posted by Kyon

pyro is a girl, confirmed


deal w/ it :realsmug:

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idgi if it says it there :/

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Originally Posted by Sel

You obviously don't really play tf2.

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Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

MEDIC!

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Originally Posted by Heathen

idgi if it says it there :/


Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

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pfft, not if they dont have the blutsauger.

Would you like a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

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Originally Posted by Heathen

Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

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It's not hard to understand. Back when I actually played TF2, I used to be the only medic on my team in every game. Eventually, you just get sick of being the same class all the time and dominating the scoreboard all the time. Most people are ungrateful bastards, anyway.

The Ghastly Gibus

http://hivclan.net/hivshack/images/2...qgh815bsn1.gif

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Originally Posted by -Ranger-

The Ghastly Gibus

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You're over a day late, sorry.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

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You obviously don't really play tf2.

How many times am I going to have to type that, before any of you get what I'm saying?

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Originally Posted by Sel

How many times am I going to have to type that, before any of you get what I'm saying?

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hurf durf medic hurf durf?

I love ragdoll physics

that sniper's a fan

gogogo the inte'ls this way

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i8...fistoffury.jpg

phobo's on fire

haha

Theres something really wrong with your graphics card.

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Originally Posted by Sel

You're over a day late, sorry.



You obviously don't really play tf2.

How many times am I going to have to type that, before any of you get what I'm saying?

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no one EVER goes medic.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

no one EVER goes medic.

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lol...

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Originally Posted by Heathen

no one EVER goes medic.

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Do you still play orange? :x

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Originally Posted by Heathen

no one EVER goes medic.

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Sel's talking about competitive seriousface play where medics are like the most important class and you KEEP THE MEDIC ALIVE GODDAMMIT WHY IS RASTA ALONE AGAIN.

In pubs though yeah, it's pretty much impossible to find a good medic.

Not really,

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Do you still play orange? :x

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not as much. And once I get a more powerful machine it will probably be virtually never.

I can ride my bike with...

Engineer is credit to team!

Just uploaded it so the processing may take a few minutes but w/e

Uh... NOBODY thought to attack you?

Good lord.

Bot engies don't care about spies apparently.

yeah, theyre bots. Still funny though imo

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Originally Posted by Freelancer

Engineer is credit to team!

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how does engineer perform such a feat?

There's an invisible ledge on the top of Gravelpit point C which you can strafe-jump from if you're good at those kind of jumps.

Otherwise I guess you just build a dispenser near the roof and jump from the dispenser to the roof.

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Originally Posted by Jelly

Otherwise I guess you just build a dispenser near the roof and jump from the dispenser to the roof.

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^basicaly this, never knew of the ledge though, i havnt exactly tried looking for it though.

hmm

also you can do the same thing on goldrush stage 1 final cap.
if your red, on the left side wall (people always build sentrys at the end of that walkway) build a dispensor, jump on it, and you can jump onto the railing on that balcony. from there get a sentry, dispensor and a tele up and wahlah. works good with other sentrys in tandom :D
not so well on it's own though.

^ is a nice WTF sentry because it's not a common position and newbies never ever expect it but it can get blasted pretty easily from several spots if it's not covered.

yeah it's a surprise sentry, if your trying to turtle there, good luck.

You get more kills with level 1 sentries than level 3's, you can hide them better and when a person hears that beep they look for a leve 2-3, not that little cutey in the corner waiting to rip your face off.

while thats true it's harder to turtle with them without running out of ammo.

if im offensive engyin and dropping turrets like it's going outta fashion then i never go past lvl 2.
but for defense and ease of repairs without loosing your ammo lvl 3.

If I'm on defense I usually build a bait dispenser and a level 3 sentry to cover it. I get alot of laughs when people think "oh, a dispenser, I'll get some easy points here" then get rockets to the face and a quick trip back to spawn room. Second last cap of Badwater has the best bait spots.

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Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å

while thats true it's harder to turtle with them without running out of ammo.

if im offensive engyin and dropping turrets like it's going outta fashion then i never go past lvl 2.
but for defense and ease of repairs without loosing your ammo lvl 3.

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level 2 is all you need as offensive engy, anything more and your wasting metal that could be used to drop your inevitible next level one. Just put a lvl3 dispensor in a good spot and you can fall back for health and metal all you need while still keeping up with the team and providing a moving tele with some gun support on exposed flanks.

That's how you engy-credit to team.
(PS. make sure to tell your team-mates where the dispensor is for an extra gold star!)

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Originally Posted by n00b1n8R

level 2 is all you need as offensive engy, anything more and your wasting metal that could be used to drop your inevitible next level one. Just put a lvl3 dispensor in a good spot and you can fall back for health and metal all you need while still keeping up with the team and providing a moving tele with some gun support on exposed flanks.

That's how you engy-credit to team.
(PS. make sure to tell your team-mates where the dispensor is for an extra gold star!)

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read what i said again, i think you'll agree with me!
because after all we said the same thing

o/

I was just giving a helpful explanation of why you said what you did for all the BK's out there who think turtle engy is the only way to go pro!
\o

I'm trying some stuff out.

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Originally Posted by CabooseJr

I'm trying some stuff out.

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Made me lol.

Then throw a "MEET THE CRAB" screen on there with a little image of crabby wearing a spy mask and you have a hell of an intro.


http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/82016a.jpg

anyone besides me see this coming?

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I'm trying some stuff out.

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How'd you get the filmmaker to work.

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Originally Posted by Bastinka

How'd you get the filmmaker to work.

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You would have had to keep the Team Fortress 2 2007 beta to get it to work.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

anyone besides me see this coming?

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He's features aren't African at all, he just looks like a chocolate Russian...

hehe

but if he had given him big lips and a big nose it would have been racist to all the bananites

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/82226a.jpg

waaaaay better than the camera beard, which it replaces.

because its a bad hat?

Because it's not a hat at all?

You crafted your ability to take off your sniper hat. Well done.

Yeah, we could already do that. By taunting.

That makes me wonder: what does Sniper look like when he taunts with the Kukri and no hat?

an asshole?

do that and get the scout one.

it's even worse.

skip about 3 minutes in

Tony sounds awesome
xD

sound like


E: I think it is.

Original:

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Originally Posted by Heathen

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/82226a.jpg

waaaaay better than the camera beard, which it replaces.

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http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/em.../frog-ssj3.gif

Fucking brilliant. Its like a complicated backstab for the engie.


Also a joke

Why did the spy cross the road?

He didn't, he never really was on that side.

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I hate telefrags :v:

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Also a joke

Why did the spy cross the road?

He didn't, he never really was on that side.

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:facepalm:
Also:

wat

I know, that sounds awesome, right?
...And totally unlike what came out the other end. "Realism"?
Fuck, the Pyro can do a hadouken.

February 2000. Oh VALVe, you have the greatest scheduling ability ever.

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