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just experienced my first non consensual ass grope. i like the ego feeding that im that attractive. i don't like the fact it was someone i didn't even know. to bad he later ran off, woulda kicked his ass.:cop:
so what uncomfortable moments have happened to you?
i sat on a pear this one time.
I even tried googling uncomportable and I cant find what it means...
well fuck im retarded sorry about thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
this one time this girl tried to kiss me and i wasnt having that so i punched her in the jaw
welcome to rapetown :iamafag:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPEG
walked in on a janitor making out with a freshman in highschool.
He got fired :/
More like an uncomfortable couple hours, but I had to put up with an arseload of girl talk one night between the manager on duty, one of the other managers who was off that night, and one of the girls what was there. Topics included, but were not limited to, pregnancy, contraception, tampons, and armpit hair.
The other two guys that were there were about 5 different kinds of disgusted. Thankfully, I wasn't phazed as much due to half of the shit I've seen online and can't unsee.
simply amazingQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
I had to abruptly compare the breasts of 2 girls after school
it's really not as easy of a situation as it sounds
when my mom walked into my room while i was receiving head from a certain young lady under the covers (my mom had no clue btw)
i love watching movies with a girl and their mother whilst fingering said girlQuote:
Originally Posted by neuro
Some catholic relatives walked into me an my boyfriend making out when they made a surprise visit in town.
oh no teekup thats terrible do tell!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TeeKup
i know theres more to this story we all want to hear :neckbeard:Quote:
Originally Posted by TeeKup
Oh really I couldn't ~:iamafag:>
well i guess it was prolly what, they screamed shook crosses at you and doused the two of you in holy water?Quote:
Originally Posted by TeeKup
That and they rage quit. Haven't heard from em since.
well shit sorry it didnt go over well. my plan is to go stealth till i get my own life than be like w/e fuck everyone who isnt me about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by TeeKup
Oh god :gonk:Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
In high school this girl was quite hung up on me, but I was not the least bit interested because she was nuts and suicidal. Out of pity, I agreed to help her with her art project after school.
She leads me into the photo room (all red lights and such to avoid exposing the film), which is empty except for us, and proceeds to take off my shirt so she can paint and then photograph my back. The janitor walks in right when my shirt comes off, says "I'll leave you two alone", and abruptly exits.
After the most awkward half hour of my life, we both left- she never could think of anything to paint on me.
i think ICCE's was worse, he had a sociology project on homosexuality and 2 group members were gay and spent their time apparently draying penises on the presentation board and talking about gay stuff with the girl while ICEE just tried to unhear it all. apparently one also wanted to be addressed as a female.Quote:
Originally Posted by Needles
Some girl I knew kept coming on to me (strongly).
She had the same name as my mother and was significantly younger than me.
Was talking to a few friends ages back and the girl sat next to me announced i was getting married to her, at which point i promptly tried moving away to find i was grounded to the chair by her.
now that's awkward.
At which point you should have broadcasted "With a divorce following the next day! Get your tickets to this amazing show while they're only 60$!"Quote:
Originally Posted by =sw=warlord
The girl likes to tease me on alot of things and knowing her she would end up making it even more awkward with innuendos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kornman00
Major indigestion right before class ends. Happens every now and again.
i had oral sex with my best friend
we're still best friends
Yeah lets just share my entire life with the internet -.-Quote:
Originally Posted by JPEG
on a completely contradictory note:
I had the same thing happen to me. multiple times. Once by a dude. >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by JPEG
It was not the best.
and then there was the time that catgirl on painkillers tried to open my pants out of the blue. I think you were there.
i cannot believe i havent documented this anywhere else, and its a long story so ill keep it simple.
i was in DC with a group of people i didnt know, and i ended up drinking a 48 oz milkshake. im lactose intolerant. 10 minutes before we get on the bus i get these terrible cramps. basically i almost shat myself standing on the sidewalk with about 100 other kids i didnt know. i asked one of the manager people to let me go to the bathroom. they said yes and i ran down the street to a starbucks with my ass clenched. i ran in and ran straight to the bathrooms. men's room was occupied. while waiting for the occupant to get out, i started shitting myself, so i looked to my right and saw the women's rest room. thats where i went. it was the most miserable shit i have ever had, ever. when things began to settle down a bit, in my confusion i threw my shit soiled underpants into the garbage can. 30 seconds later i realized i would need those underpants because i still had another 5 hours before i could go back to my hotel room. so i had to fish my underpants out of a trashcan in a womens bathroom. was fucking horrible. i stopped up the sink with paper towel and made a feeble attempt at washing my underpants. it didnt go very well. i ended up stuffing them with paper towel and walking out of the bathroom. the next 20 minutes was spent in the front seat of the car that belonged to the woman who was supposed to take me back to the group. i got back the room finally and threw those underpants into the shower and went on with my life.
4 days later my room mate informs me that he moved my underpants to the sink. i asked if he handled them with bare hands. he said yes. i informed him that they were the shit stained underpants. he was not pleased.
E: over the course of the rest of that week i ate 3 cheese pizzas from california pizza kitchen, some subway sandwiches, and breakfast cereals. i didnt shit for a full 12 days after this incident.
Yea I was there she also got accualy in my pants, so did Brooke the taller lesbian. Catgirl also humped me alot. Than proceeded to throwup. Also I think that go-gurt incident was rly akward for me even tho I just decided to not care and just go to class with blue stuff all on my pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
Firstly,
the fuck?
also, currently:
Everything that doesn't have strikethrough every other day of my school week. I lost count of the awkward and creepy moments that ensued.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
Oh, and basically what p0lar's is, but I was the only guy there, and was being asked if guys find tampons hot. :gonk:
I was mid hump with this girl when my friend just walked into my room and sat down in the chair in the middle of the room without saying anything.
I threw a blanket over us as soon as the door opened... and he had no idea wtf we were doing. He was stoned out of his mind. She slipped her pants back on and went to the bathroom. As soon as the door shut I proceeded to ask him wtf he's doing in my room and all that... it was strange.
My dad's girlfriend (old whore) asked me to help her setup her printer... so I went to her house and she plugged in her digital camera into the printer and a bunch of pictures popped up of her that still can not be unseen....
I went to a "Bible Quiz" competition with my friend who's extremely religious (I'm atheist) they prayed before and after everything.
Bahah just came in and sat down? Omg thats hilarious (sorry llama :D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Llama Juice
Not really uncomfortable for me but very awkward.
My housemate has a gf who lives in Colombia, they go on webcam alot. One day I knocked on the door went in, he like quickly moved his laptop, I was like hmm and wanted to know what he was up to. Looked at screen and she was on webcam topless.
Shes over here now, been here for like nearly 2 months, I dont know if she knows I saw it, but its definitely slightly awkward.
Another one that sadly happens quite a bit, your in a club dancing, have a great time, you feel some hand grab your ass and you turn around and its a dude. Some times they brush it by accident, other times its alot more sinister. (And no it wasnt a gay club)
every day i have to deal with other humans because fuck humans
oh and some gay dude at school felt me up but i think he did it specifically so i would feel uncomfortable
Theres only one response to that ross, your fist connects with his jaw.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
i'm a Big Gay Pacifist and also value my bony knuckles not being shattered
plus i kind of figured he wasn't going to go any further than doing that once because he was always giving me shit because at that point it was the cool thing to do. once everyone got over that he did too. in this case a simple 'fuck off and don't fucking touch me again' sufficed.
That would be a hate crame.
...at least, it would be in America. :downspatriot:
yeah i dunno if i could've got away with it or not but i didn't really care. i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality (been hitting on the ladies since i was like fucking 5 years old :downs:) to not care.
it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.
No no no. If he felt you up, your hitting him because he felt you up. Regardless of his sexual orientation.Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
But yeah, probably shouldnt overreact, if however he kept doing it after you asked him not to. Theres just no questions.
This thread makes me lol.
while i was away at the beach with the GF i walked into the toilets only to hear a couple of gay men having sex in the cubicle next to me.
when i walked out traumatized i told my gf's friend, about 5 minutes later him and his boyfriend come around the corner and i point them out and say it was them.
they look at me stunned.
"but we go to class with him, we know him... we thought he just took good care of himself."
for the next 2 days we say him and his mate walk past to the toilets about 6 more times.
Oh and this thread.
i win it.
:smithicide:
http://www.llamajuice.com/img/ass%20error.jpg
The dev's were uncomfortable when someone posted that image.
I did that but swap mother for her best friend and her besty's bf :neckbeard:Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
Most uncomfortable would be the morning after that when we'd all gotten a room. I was in the middle of doing my thing down south while she did the same to me (with clothes on but still) when this guy i used to be mate with (he's a depressed drunk perverted retard these days, also a few years older and i hadn't seen him for years till the night before, he's her best mate's brother) shows up at the door like "WHAT, THE FUCK"
blankets were swiftly re-arranged and bodies untangled and re-aligned. I think he was still too drunk/hung over to realise what was actually going on though :v:
done that plenty of times blind, in fact my first girlfriend, any time we did anything we were within whispering distance from her parents.
You're certain you're not my long lost brother? :raise:Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
Say Chucky, you feel a breeze :realsmug:?Quote:
Originally Posted by Llama Juice
mr long hair im sure you can get decent girls which is why i am not sickened by your post as opposed to almost throwing up thinking of ginger boy doing this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
scene girls are bombsQuote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
iono, donuts was pretty greatQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
there i was, an innocent mapper trying to get my geometry into h2v, when suddenly ass!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Llama Juice
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Originally Posted by teh lag
and then h2v got partial nudity added to the esrb boxQuote:
Originally Posted by jstatz
ahahahah
Oh yeahhh
What was the exact quote? "Oh sweet Jesus my eyes :gonk:"?
Edit: Ha, I was right!
you haven't seen the ones around where i live trust meQuote:
Originally Posted by blind
fuck the central coast
im sure most there are fat and ugly but the ones around here are mostly dimepiecesQuote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
qtcidQuote:
Originally Posted by blind
same here breQuote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
i want to smack scene girls heads so hard they wont have to wear their bump-its.
yea socal sucks. its like every other girl here.
the fuck is that garbage?
iono i like mine better:realsmug:Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/r...litz_thjpg.jpg
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/r...1929022998.jpg
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/r...illKaulitz.jpg
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/r...gHairstyle.jpg
its funny because its a dude
also heathen don't even bother pretending you wouldnt fuck those girls
I would not.
And yeah, thats a guy.
I don't fuck just anyone. I am very picky.
glad to see I meet your standards thenQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
oh god Bill is the worst. please edit that post and get his awful pictures out of this thread
pix?Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
of?
Like it matters to you man >.> you fuck your dudes, I'll fuck my scene girls. Why can't we all get alongQuote:
Originally Posted by JPEG
girls u think are hottQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
actually i can vouch for himQuote:
Originally Posted by blind
he's fucking a ridiculously hot girl right now
doesn't mean i cant be angry at popular fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
hahahhaaQuote:
Originally Posted by JPEG
oh and ICEE we can get along, sides with me not shooting for them more for you.:iamafag:
Walking my girlfriend to her 4th period class while her older brother is right behind us. That felt awkward. X|
reading these makes me feel uncomfortable
What you do when your door is closed makes me uncomfortable. :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by t3h m00kz
haha, she said thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by Huero
noodz or gtfoQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
nah, I dont like that idea.
how does she feel about this, additionally tell her hot friends to give me a callQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
And the one fat friend that makes them all look hotter. I'll take the grenade this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
Man having sex with dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPEG
They were making out, too. it was in this weird section of town sort of known for that kind of thing. Same area where this spot "fishy tree stump" was. Fishy Tree Stump, as it was known- and I have NO idea the appeal for girls, was an actual tree stump sticking out of the ground. It was pretty small, so girls could fit their cunts over it... but for some reason, tons of girls always used to walk to it after school and fuck the shit out of it. It was nuts. You'd walk past this small field, and see a line of about 50 or 60 girls all waiting to "hump the stump," or sometimes even do anal with it. Nuts huh?
It's really gross though because sometimes dudes who are gay will go there and hump it too. My friends and I would sometimes sneak out to it late and night and put our mouths on it so it's sort of like we're getting to go down on all the hot girls that are there. As soon as it tastes like ass though, we know a gay dude had been the last one there :(
What
the
fuck
He posted that like a year back, along with the shittin on gf story.
yeah i had to dig it up, decided it was time for a reprisal
If the girls in your town are willing to have sex with a tree stump, no wonder you get laid :allears:
im a hottie, get that shit outta here.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
old story is old.Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
Used to be in my sig.
this one time about a year ago i was walking through the park taking a shortcut home from my girlfriend at the time's place. this was in the really weird part of town like where fishy tree stumpy is located by the way. the ground was really frozen since it had just rained a few days prior so i was trying to do some sweet slides down this hill. on about my third attempt to get some real distance down there, the bottom of my shoe ripped off (i never wear boots in the winter) and i fell on my face. i landed on the sole of my shoe and somehow i kept on sliding, i hit a patch of trees and i wacked my head off of one and blacked out.
i woke up to the sound of a generator and an intense feeling of heat, i was in the snow and there was a small space heater beside me. i also heard a loud squishing noise coming from behind a tree so i stood up to examine the situation.
what i saw actually startled me, for you see it was an actual gay man impaling his rectum with fishy tree stump. but what happened next made me even more suprised, a squirrel had chewed its way into the side of the stump and crawled inside. after the man had finished his business, he took his heater and generator and casually left the scene. i examined fishy tree stump but the squirrel was nowhere to be seen, i didnt see him leave the stump so there was only one other place it could have gone...
afterwards i decided to taste test fishy tree stump to see if any hot girl vagina residue taste was on it. unfortunately all i could taste was asshole, maybe next time i'll catch a break
Goddamit blind I was eating.
Write a book.Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
please tell me it would be in the fiction section. :ugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
fapfapfafpafapfap~Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsy
Memoirs by Blind
lol
i was reading this post by blind about some tree stump or something and it made me sad :(
This. Do this.Quote:
Originally Posted by jcap
http://rybear.blogspot.com/
THIS FAGGOT TOOK MY DDESIRED URL
CONGRAGULATIONS YOUR SPECIAL TO ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
I met my gf by that stump. :raise:
Me and a previous gf were taking a road trip with the family; them in their car, us in ours. My gf was trying to give me road-head but we had these walkie-talkies and my mom wouldn't stop calling us on them. Finally, after a while of radio-silence we figured she was done talking so my gf went back to 'work'. Suddenly "PSHZZT BEEP!" There goes the walkie-talkie again. It was my mom...again. I lost it. Totally aggravated I answered, "WHAT NOW!!?". Our next exit was coming up.
Only time i ragequit head.