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[Hotrod]

Now that's just dumb, killing yourself because somebody else died. I don't see any logic in that at all. :/

[DrunkenSamus]

They volunteered for population control. 'Nuff said.

[Hotrod]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/...f8482734bf73f9

Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game "Asteroids." Matthew Lopez will write the script for the feature adaptation, which will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura.
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As opposed to today's games, there is no story line or fancy world-building mythology, so the studio would be creating a plot from scratch. Universal, however, is used to that development process, as it's in the middle of doing just that for several of the Hasbro board game properties it is translating to the big screen, such as "Battleship" and "Candyland."
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Wait...what?

[n00b1n8R]

This is a joke right?

[Bodzilla]

apparently raping and pillaging my child hood was not enough.

LETS CALL IN THE NECROPHILIACS!

[sdavis117]

"Captain, we are surrounded by asteroids."

"Turn 20 degrees clockwise. Fire. Now 30 degrees counter clockwise. Fire. Now 180 degrees. Fire."

"EACH TIME WE DESTROY ONE MORE TAKE IT'S PLACE *More Panicking*"

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

"Shut up crewman, we didn't just come here from nowhere to be killed by asteroids."

"We've been hit!"

"Quickly, call in the backup ship to pick up where we left off."

This movie will be epic. I can already tell.

[p0lar_bear]

I can already hear the orchestral version of the game's music...

(that would be "boop... BOOP... boop... BOOP..." only with violins and shit)

[PlasbianX]

I hope its as good as "The Last Starfighter"

[Hotrod]

"Captain, we are surrounded by asteroids."

"Turn 20 degrees clockwise. Fire. Now 30 degrees counter clockwise. Fire. Now 180 degrees. Fire."

"EACH TIME WE DESTROY ONE MORE TAKE IT'S PLACE *More Panicking*"

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

"Shut up crewman, we didn't just come here from nowhere to be killed by asteroids."

"We've been hit!"

"Quickly, call in the backup ship to pick up where we left off."

This movie will be epic. I can already tell.

And then we have the sequel, Asteroids 2 : The Revenge Of The Asteroids. It turns out that the asteroids are following some evil ancient asteroid called "The Blown-up", who's mission is to activate the holy space rocks to embark on a holy journey. However, the crew of the A.S.S Adventure-A have a different plan, them and their 3 other ships will use a variety of new amazing weapons to fight of the horde of asteroids, including space shotguns, space rifles, and even space auto-shotguns. In the end, the Blown-up's apprentice runs into him to save his sun, killing both, and saving the entire universe.

Amazing movie, don't you think?

[OmegaDragon]

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