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[sdavis117]

[English Mobster]

E: I know this is a bit old, but:

told my dad.
"i reckon it's an excellent idea! It's about time we put some chlorine in the genepool"

Is it bad I always read your posts with an Australian accent, Bod?

[n00b1n8R]

E: I know this is a bit old, but:

Is it bad I always read your posts with an Australian accent, Bod?

I read it without an accent.

[sdavis117]

After talking to Bod on Skype, it's impossible to read his posts without an accent.

[Chainsy]

I read it without an accent wanker.

Kay.

[Pooky]

I read it without an accent, wanker. Crikey!

Kay.

Kay.

[sdavis117]

ELK GROVE, Calif. - A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.

Officials at the Elk Grove Unified School District asked families of the teacher's 24 students to get rid of the DVD after the unintended clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.

"Just destroy them," said spokeswoman Torrey Johnson.


Johnson said the teacher, whose name isn't being released, sent the DVD home with her students from Isabelle Jackson Elementary on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.

The school district, located just south of Sacramento, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them.

I couldn't find the source for the above article (it was e-mailed to me), but I have a source on a less detailed version of this story.
http://current.com/items/90325113_te...for-sex-ed.htm

[p0lar_bear]

How do you fuck THAT up?!

[sdavis117]

By forgetting to organize your folders, that's how.

That is why I make separate folders for Kindergarten memories and sex tapes of myself.

[rossmum]

http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=1162

Got a bit of a chuckle out of it, and now I have the space I guess I might try the game out... more for the scenery than anything, it looks beautiful. If I wanted to just hunt, I'd go out rabbiting on the farm. vOv