Post your FMLs

[Kornman00]

That said, to all of you, FML are not supposed to be VENTING SOB STORIES about what's wrong in your life. They're meant to be little tidbits of a funny/ironic/wtf/whoops situation you can think of, rather than "bawww look at me."

Well in that case I have nothing to fuck my life with.

FML

Writing a Rant

heh

[Ganon]

Managed to get stuck between a wall and two trees in wartorn FML.

[Jean-Luc]

heh

Oh I got a bigger one coming, assuming I have enough :rage: inside me to get it done.

Right now it's just

[Llama Juice]

I ran out of ketchup.

FML

[klange]

I must spread reputation around before giving it to Llama Juice again.

FML

[Bodzilla]

i'm in the process of uploading pictures to photobucket... but i forgot photobuckets gay and resize's.
i started 20 minutes ago and i'm not even half way.

FML

[neuro]

i haven't been paid in, and have been working for free for 4 months. FML

[English Mobster]

A bit old, but:

You've changed all your passwords now, right?

Yeah, to one she's never heard of.

[t3h m00kz]

So about three years back I moved away from a christian fundie household. Now, I love my parents and all, but they were the kind of people who who homeschools their kid because of all the evil in the world, block out pages from Science books because they conflict with the Bible, wouldn't let their play stuff like Magic the Gathering, and who doesn't let their kid watch movies like Harry Potter because witchcraft and magic is evil and against the Lord. I'm stuck, sheltered, no friends, limited internet, no social experiences. I had to gtfo. I move from Florida to Washington State.

I get here, I get a job. My dream job as far as entry level jobs go. I'm nervous as shit the entire time I work there. I hold it for a few months, then get "Laid off" because they, in their own words, were "winding down for the holidays." I'm sitting here unemployed with no source of income so I figured I'd go again for the job after a good 8 months. It's entry level, good hours, pays decently, and isn't too stressful, it should hold me off for a while. I go in for an interview. Day after, they call me back and tell me I was terminated for poor performance.

TL;DR, I was lied to, and had false hope of a job I could fall back on. Shit's fucking gay, fuck my life, etc, etc

I think it's time for college, yes?

[English Mobster]

I go to Dee's "Complement the user above you" thread because I'm feeling down, only to find out that Bod locked it in its prime.
FML.