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[Con]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019...ike-pussy.html
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[teh lag]

It looks ridiculous and sounds ridiculous but really I don't find myself that shocked, if they want to do that then go for it.
There have been just as strange if not stranger weddings, I know I've seen halo-themed weddings on HBO a few times.

[=sw=warlord]

here have been just as strange if not stranger weddings, I know I've seen halo-themed weddings on HBO a few times.

I want to know how the hell your supposed to kiss the bridge with a helmet on....

[rossmum]

what the living fuck

i mean if it makes them happy then sure go ahead but what the living fuck

[ultama121]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1306084234.html

[ultama121]

Ok, a little bit of an update on the above craigslist article. It's actually a troll by my friend WSage... and he's received some interesting responses. Although its more fitting for the quotes section, just read this.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tetris<3EVERYONE: This is incredibly disturbing.
Sweet Bro: hmm
Tetris<3EVERYONE: You remember my craiglist caper?
Sweet Bro: yeah
Tetris<3EVERYONE: people have decided that they would love to clean my room for no money.
Sweet Bro: quotes
Tetris<3EVERYONE: I taken a look youre post on craigslist, I guess Id send you response
bcause I think we will get along. If you want I can get some photos
and mail them but mail me first. You should tell me a tad about you
and what you'd like 2 know bout me?
Sweet Bro: need em
Tetris<3EVERYONE: The question is, what do i do with THIS one
Tetris<3EVERYONE: this actually a guy, i have no idea what he was doing browsing m4w.
Sweet Bro: wat
Tetris<3EVERYONE: i should just send an email back, "Do you have a broom dude? Seriously I'm gonna get evicted"
Sweet Bro: rofl
Tetris<3EVERYONE: OH MY GOD
Tetris<3EVERYONE: hi How are you? I'm trying to get plans for my weekend to go out and
have a good time and your ad stood out.} Reply to me when you can so I
know your for real and we can make arrangements. TTFN
Tetris<3EVERYONE: GOOD TIME!
Sweet Bro: LOL
Tetris<3EVERYONE: cleaning is awesome.
Tetris<3EVERYONE: i good so horny cleaning.
Sweet Bro: wat
Tetris<3EVERYONE: Ola I am just investigating to see if ur fake or not. Hit me back if
you are, and we'll go from there.
Sweet Bro: srs?
Tetris<3EVERYONE: my respnose to that last one, which i am sending right now:
Tetris<3EVERYONE: Seriously I'm gonna get evicted just clean my damn room
Tetris<3EVERYONE: SENT
Tetris<3EVERYONE: apparently, people in downtown manhattan get horny when they clean!
Sweet Bro: LOL
Tetris<3EVERYONE: Seriously I'm gonna get evicted just clean my damn room
Tetris<3EVERYONE: i sent that to her btw
Tetris<3EVERYONE: for realsies
Sweet Bro: OH GOD
Tetris<3EVERYONE: i never realized exactly how powerful the internet makes people likeme
Sweet Bro: rofl
Tetris<3EVERYONE: hi How are you? I'm trying to get plans for my weekend to go out and
have a good time and your ad stood out.} Reply to me when you can so I
know your for real and we can make arrangements. TTFN
Tetris<3EVERYONE: ok, i'm thinking of how to reply
Tetris<3EVERYONE: Yeah, cleaning is a nice way to spend a weekend. I only have like 2 weeks to get my shit together so please come soon
Tetris<3EVERYONE: yep, i am sending that
Tetris<3EVERYONE: does it have the joey stamp of approval?
Sweet Bro: hell yes
Tetris<3EVERYONE: all right, then it's sent out
Sweet Bro:
Sweet Bro: brb articles thread on modacity

[rossmum]

being fucking trolled by the army of two devs got damn

http://www.armyoftwo.com/us/blog/wdc...ent-2009-08-06

Description:

This nugget of awesome is a combination sniper rifle/grenade launcher! The extended clipazine holds plenty of specialized rounds, while the hopper on top holds small grenades that can blow anything up! The 2 scopes improve accuracy. This weapon, invented by Mack of Future Weapons, combines the firepower of a grenade launcher with the accuracy of a sniper rifle. However, it is bolt-action, which means it is slow to reload.

Of the Sniper Launcher, Alex Hutchinson mentions, "This one was great for gameplay, and was something we thought people would get a kick out of using in the game on a second playthrough. It's a bit unbalanced, so not something we were going to make ourselves for the core game, but I think players will get a kick out of it."

Now that the winners have been selected, Alex mentions that the team is quickly getting to work on getting them into the game, "We've already begun modeling them, then we'll start testing them to see how they feel, and try to make sure that they're satisfying and cool."

The entire team from EA Montreal would like to thank all the fans who participated in the Weapon Design Contest whether by submitting an entry, or voting on your favorite weapon. We hope you enjoy the playing with the winning selections when Army of Two: The 40th Day releases in stores!

[rossmum]

ps this site is literally one huge funny article

[Timo]

Man: Naughty Kitty Downloaded Kiddie Porn

You've heard the one about the dog eating the homework, now hear about the cat who downloaded the kiddie porn.

Keith Griffin was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child porn after over 1,000 illegal images were found on his computer, and he claims it's all the work of his kitty.

The 48-year-old Jensen Beach, Fla., man told cops he would leave his computer on and the cat would jump on the keyboard and just like that, the images would appear.

Cops weren't buying Griffin's tale, and busted him in his home. He's being held in Martin County Jail on $250,000 bail, according to tcpalm.com.

Could it all be a sinister plot from a vindictive feline? Maybe. After all, cats have been known to play a smooth tune on a keyboard before. But for now, cops have ruled the kitty out as a suspect and he is resting comfortably with one of Griffin's relatives.

[Cojafoji]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-a...rious-basterd/

a good read. worth the time.