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[rossmum]

I love all the people whining about discrimination.

If they want to move to NZ THAT much, they'll actually do themselves some fucking good and lose the weight. You aren't gay, short, ugly, or whatever by choice, but in most cases, people are only obese because they are absolute slobs. I can understand how those with legitimate medical reasons for being obese might be upset, but people who simply can't be fucked deserve a good kick up the arse. You know the kind - the ones you see coming into Maccas every mealtime with their six obese, spoilt, bratty kids.

I mean, fuck. I am the most unhealthy eater I know and the only exercise I get is walking to the shops once a fortnight or PT on parade nights (yeah, that's going to have to change unless I want my arse whooped at Kapooka), but I'm underweight. Surely it can't be too fucking hard for a biologically 'normal' person to keep within NZ's limits?

[ICEE]

Wow that almost makes me want to support universal health care

[p0lar_bear]

i am a scientist says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am

we’re a small country and sinking is a serious problem.

I lol'd.

[English Mobster]

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html#more
Not quite an article, but still brilliant. I'll join their group!

That.
Is.
Awesome.

Way to make good money, too.

[=sw=warlord]

Ross please don't end up like this when your done.
http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/arti...ntid=149250016

Ex-soldier wages war on grammar
 A former soldier is waging a one-man war on poor use of the English language after picking up a paintbrush to correct the grammar on his own street's signs. 
 Taking up the mantle of Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, Stefan Gatward added an apostrophe to two of his "St Johns Close" signs so they read "St John's Close". 
 But his efforts to improve the punctuation on the signs in his cul-de-sac were greeted with mixed feelings.

[rossmum]

I'm already a bit like that

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf
Modelling of a zombie apocalypse.

[p0lar_bear]

http://torrentfreak.com/sony-music-o...raided-090907/

Sony Music denies the allegations and insists they are authorized to use the recordings even though Fernández’s contract has ended. They hope that the Mexican court will be on their side.

That defense didn't work for The Pirate Bay, I fail to see why it should work for you faggots.

S-0wned-y.

[Bodzilla]

what was that?

oh yeah, sweet justice.

[FRain]

Rather old, but thought it was hilarious.

It was the ultimate expression of road rage. A furious woman driver died after ramming another vehicle and spinning her wheels so fast that her own car burst into flames.
Serena Sutton-Smith, 54, burnt to death after refusing to get out of her Vauxhall Nova as she sat with her foot flat on the accelerator.
She spun the wheels so fast that her tyres disintegrated and the metal rims sent a shower of sparks into the engine, igniting the brake fluid and setting the car on fire.
Appalled onlookers urged her to get out of the car as the flames licked around her but she told them to “F*** off”, an inquest in Gloucester was told.

Source

LMFAO