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    Re: Articles Funny Random

    Well, I can't compete with that, but I can add a couple more amusing headlines not from Fark.

    Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo

    Depp's Chocolate Factory Has Tasty Opening
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    Re: Articles Funny Random

    Not "funny", but I wasn't sure if this warranted a new thread. Be warned, this might be disturbing.
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    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

    "This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.
    Bullshit, I thought it was impossible for one species' sperm to fertilize another's egg. :biology101:

    Then again, this is a politician saying this...
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    It is impossible.
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    I think the only animal that it even might be remotely possible to do it with is a chimpanzee...
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    Re: Articles Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by p0lar_bear View Post
    Bullshit, I thought it was impossible for one species' sperm to fertilize another's egg. :biology101:

    Then again, this is a politician saying this...
    In this case, and in most cases, I would say that is correct, even though in some cases inter-species sex can lead to an offspring.

    Take the Liger for example:


    Even though in this case, it is impossible. This was most likely a mutation.
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    Whatever it is that head is scary as fuck.
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    http://mashable.com/2010/01/17/fbi-bin-laden/
    This week, the FBI released a “digitally-altered” image showing what Osama Bin Laden possibly looks like now that he’s older.

    While the FBI claims to have used “cutting-edge” technology to create the image, a Spanish politician has noticed that the poster is a modified version of his campaign photo — he now finds his face in America’s most wanted list.While on the surface it’s an amusing misstep by intelligence agencies, Gaspar Llamazares, the former leader of Spain’s United Left coalition, calls the move “shameless.” His safety is at risk, he told the BBC, and he no longer feels able to travel to America now that his likeness is on a wanted poster: “Bin Laden’s safety is not threatened by this but mine certainly is,” Llamazares said.
    The FBI is quoted admitting to the error, saying that the artist found the photo on the web and didn’t know it was of a Spanish politician:
    “When producing age-progressed photographs, forensic artists typically select features from a database of stock reference photographs to create the new image…it appears that in this instance the forensic artist was unable to find suitable features among the reference photographs and obtained those features, in part, from a photograph he found on the Internet.
    The forensic artist was not aware of the identity of the individual depicted in the photograph. The similarities between the photos were unintentional and inadvertent.”
    We don’t think it matters that the man in question was a notable politician: Using photos from an image search to create a most wanted poster is surely putting the subject at risk, is it not?

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