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    This avatar size is... LlamaMaster's Avatar
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    Quotes Funny Random

    Experiment time. Time to start thread number 3. Someone can start it by quoting this post.
    Seriously, what the hell zeph?
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    We'll see. If I'm wrong, I'll just merge this back in to the old thread.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by LlamaMaster View Post
    Seriously, what the hell zeph?
    Exactly why I left modacity for a while.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by Zeph View Post
    We'll see. If I'm wrong, I'll just merge this back in to the old thread.
    i think it's actually a good idea and one i've been thinking about for a while.

    i think these HUGE threads can be causing a bit of the strain on the server, cause i know it takes 5x longer to load hten any of the others.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Not that it's any huge inconvenience for this to have been moved to a new thread, but I can't help but be curious as to what you're doing and feel kind of annoyed that you're not telling us.

    edit: what Bod said was my guess, but I figured I might be biased because my forum system, which now supports almost all of the features of vBulletin, doesn't have that problem.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Whatever
    [16:29] Ollie: Whelp, it's official. Civilization is over. Let's just launch the nukes and have done with it.
    [16:29] Ollie: You read it right -- Konami's rhythm-and-dance game that's been cited as a way to get chubby gamers off their keisters is about to sit them back down again with a new off-Broadway musical called Dance Dance Revolution.

    The comedic musical stage production depicts a futuristic Orwellian society where dancing is illegal. That's until a prophet named Moonbeam Funk shows up to motivate a group of street thugs with dance skills. Promotions for the play cite that the play is loosely inspired by the game, features a Footloose appeal, buckets of free beer, and a cast of "40 really attractive, barely-clothed young actors."
    [16:30] imod53: .................................................. ....................
    [16:30] Ollie: Yeah.
    [16:30] imod53: is this a joke?
    [16:30] Ollie: I wish I could tell you it was.
    [16:30] Ollie: http://www.gamedaily.com/games/dance...--the-musical/
    [16:30] imod53: .
    [16:31] imod53: okay
    [16:31] imod53: time to go on a homicidal rampage
    [16:31] imod53: brb
    [16:31] Ollie: save some for me
    [16:31] imod53: be fast
    [16:31] imod53: i can't guarantee that they won't all be dead by the time you get there
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    ACoLOL-Selentic: also why the hate for crysis
    ACoLOL-Selentic: !
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: because it's like that pretty boy at school
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: sure he's nice on the eyes and you sometimes get strange feelings for him
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: but you know he's about as deep as a wading pool
    ACoLOL-Selentic: I already had sex with my crysis box
    ACoLOL-Selentic: Felt pretty good too
    ACoLOL-Selentic: Here Ill describe it for you
    ACoLOL-Selentic: it was like putting my dick through an assembly line for asian people
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    I can't tell you how many encounters I'd had with the "pretty" boy at my school...
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Did you accidentally trip over in front of him causing your face to say hello to his manly parts?
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    [17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: dude
    [17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that jean luc dude
    [17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: called your house
    [17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a "living environment"
    [17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GAY ALERT CAPTAIN
    [17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WE HAVE A LEVEL 5
    [17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEIR FIRING THEIR FURSUITS CAPTAIN, WE CAN'T STAND UP THIS THIS LEVEL OF FAGGYNESS FOR MUCH LONGER
    [17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAPTAIN, THEIR HALING US
    [17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: "greetings captain, we shall spare your lives if you promise to simply come peacefully aboard our ships, dress in a fursuit of our choosing and become our eternal sex slaves"
    [17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NEVER YOU INTERNET SCUM
    [17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LET FLY THE TROLLS
    [17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ACTIVATE THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE
    [17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAPTAIN, WEABOO'S OFF THE STARBORD BOW
    [17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: REPORT FOR A SPANKING WHEN THIS IS OVER PRIVATE, PREPARE TO DEPLOY OUR TROLL FIGHTERS
    [17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THIS IS RED SEVEN, TAKING UP FORMATION
    [17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k i'm done
    [17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: you've thought about that for some time havnt you
    [17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: actually no
    [17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well
    [17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: not consciously
    [17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: thats more disturbing

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