Post your FMLs

[STLRamsFan]

Had an FML moment? Need to post it but don't know where? Now's your chance! As the title indicates, post your FML moment of the day.

For those who don't know the format, it's relatively simple. All you have to do is make a small statement that's FMLish and at the end post an "FML" at the end of it. Simple ain't it?

And since I know people will abuse this for +1s, here's some simple guidelines:

• You can post only ONE FML moment per day.
• Comments/laughs are fine but try to keep the +1 type posts to a mimium for this thread's sake.
• No venting, please...
• Just use your head, I'm sure no one wants this closed within a minute.

I'll start up for my FML moment of the day:

I was running in the woods and got attacked by a bunch of pissed off yellow jackets. I'm in pain yet everyone is still making fun of me. FML.

[Limited]

A: What the hell does FML mean?
B: Who are these yellow jacket guys?

[STLRamsFan]

A: What the hell does FML mean?
B: Who are these yellow jacket guys?

A: F**k my life
B: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_jacket

[Limited]

Oooh, wasps...

The other day my sister and her BF came around for dinner. I was upstairs working on some OS stuff. skyline likes to make the code a tad more interesting so he names variables after sexual stuff, lol.

My sister popped into my room to say hi and asked what I was doing, she looked on the screen and saw all the erotic words and goes wth is this.

I attempted to explain but she didnt listen. She now thinks I'm making a porn website.

The FML part, was she told her bf and my parents and we had a big discussion during dinner, which was embarrassing even though I kept saying I wasnt making a porn site.

[Rob Oplawar]

Four weeks ago I spent half an hour explaining to my boss why a different technology would be faster, better, easier, cheaper for what he wanted me to do, and it would take me all of the afternoon to implement. He told me "That's great, do it the way I told you to anyway." I finally finished implementing his version last week. FML.

[Donut]

i lost my house, had to rebuild my grandparents old shed house thing, then they kicked my family out of that, my girlfriend's parents hate me even though theyve never met me so she wasnt allowed to see me on my birthday or until the end of the summer, my grandmother has decided that im a social misfit and is condemning my relationship, my parents cant get along long enough for me to get my passport (but i think since im 16 now, i can get it with just one parent), i cant get my liscence because i dont have a social security card, my dad doesnt have a car anymore, and none of us have much money.

waiting for somebody to tell me im a bitch and to wait until im 18 and my parents kick me out

[Jean-Luc]

That's...that's not FML...that's just depressing

[cheezdue]

That's...that's not FML...that's just depressing

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[TVTyrant]

i lost my house, had to rebuild my grandparents old shed house thing, then they kicked my family out of that, my girlfriend's parents hate me even though theyve never met me so she wasnt allowed to see me on my birthday or until the end of the summer, my grandmother has decided that im a social misfit and is condemning my relationship, my parents cant get along long enough for me to get my passport (but i think since im 16 now, i can get it with just one parent), i cant get my liscence because i dont have a social security card, my dad doesnt have a car anymore, and none of us have much money.

waiting for somebody to tell me im a bitch and to wait until im 18 and my parents kick me out

Is that why youve been avoiding me on XFire

[Llama Juice]

post your FML moment of the day.

i lost my house, had to rebuild my grandparents old shed house thing, then they kicked my family out of that, my girlfriend's parents hate me even though theyve never met me so she wasnt allowed to see me on my birthday or until the end of the summer, my grandmother has decided that im a social misfit and is condemning my relationship, my parents cant get along long enough for me to get my passport (but i think since im 16 now, i can get it with just one parent), i cant get my liscence because i dont have a social security card, my dad doesnt have a car anymore, and none of us have much money.

waiting for somebody to tell me im a bitch and to wait until im 18 and my parents kick me out

Sounds like a busy day!

As for my FML? I actually wanted to post this on FML earlier, decided against though.

I dropped my keys on the dry sidewalk. FML