uncomfortable moments in life

[mech]

My school offers college education to the mentally disabled geared for getting them in the work force. And they bunch all of them together, so it's a daily thing to see them doing whatever.

I was talking to this chick in the lobby waiting for the bus to come and this retarded asian guy just comes from no where and literally gets a foot from her face and starts waving his hand. I believe he was trying to say hi but it was more of a urgherrrrrrrr then the guy that keeps them in check was like GET OVER HERE NOW.

There's another incident where I was taking a shit and this one retarded black guy walks in the bathroom ( I knew it was him , he has a distinctive voice) , well he just starts blurting out random shit as he defecates next to me. VIDEO GAMES! SEGA DREAM CAST, SONY PSP IS FUN.. etc

This other mentally ill guy fucking licked the keyboard in the computer commons while making these wierd ass noises.

I have more stories, but these two are the most recent.

[rossmum]

Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

More than I'd want any given 'intelligent' member of the general public inches from my face. I tend to find that of all the people I've ever met, the ones who generally get cast off as retards are the least retarded of them all. At least it's because they have trouble learning rather than just not giving a flying fuck.

I actually held a pretty decent conversation with this one dude who apparently had Down's in a Westfield once. I didn't even notice. I got more sense out of him than I have from hundreds of supposedly smart adults.

[PlasbianX]

I was a little early to my drawing class today. Walked in.. and there was an older man sitting on a stool. Completely Naked. I sat down and he stared at me and started talking about the scar on his stomach. Guess it was from when his appendix burst. Either way, 3 hours of my day today was spent drawing a naked man. Very uncomfortable

[Warsaw]

Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

And I thought I was a cold bastard in the other thread...you got me licked buddy.

[JPEG]

uncomfy moments, blinds shock treatments, walkie talkies, mental retardation


mission accomplished
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[rossmum]

I was a little early to my drawing class today. Walked in.. and there was an older man sitting on a stool. Completely Naked. I sat down and he stared at me and started talking about the scar on his stomach. Guess it was from when his appendix burst. Either way, 3 hours of my day today was spent drawing a naked man. Very uncomfortable

once this pretty cute chick who was modelling for an art class i was in started talking to me and we found out that we'd gone to the same school and then we were talking all kinds of shit and it was pretty cool

a bit odd i guess, but not really uncomfortable

[ICEE]

then you find out shes your cousin

[rossmum]

nope

two of my cousins are models and also identical twins though

[ICEE]

well I knew a girl in highschool who I later discovered was my cousin. Fortunately I never hit on her. I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

[JPEG]

well I knew a girl in highschool who I later discovered was my cousin. Fortunately I never hit on her. I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

i don't think iv ever met a redhead girl that was in her right mind or wasn't a total bitch. which predisposed me to not like them. same happened with black girls, tho Ashley is an exception shes whiter than me at times. other girls are like girl i be slapin da shit outa you iff it wenrt for my kid, now get your nappy ass weave outa my grill.

i also like as i wrote the part my spell check went woah woah woah slow down theres errors afoot.